“Get out of my face now. Don’t tell me I didn’t do my job (expletive). OK, exactly. Get the (expletive) out of my face. Like I said, get out of my face. Don’t play with me. Don’t play with me. I just put my heart on the (expletive) field. Don’t (expletive) play with me. Get the (expletive) out of my face then. Try me…

I’m surprised, because this one tested very well with his core voters…

Not just the Dodgers logo . . .

No income tax in New Hampshire either (or sales tax for that matter), but somehow it’s top 10 in spending per student.

On the flip side, I’m really hoping the Vegas Stadium is named “PornHub Coliseum.”

Nothing builds a loyal fan base like a team whose entire attendance comes from free tickets comped to people on vacation.

His supporters don’t even represent a majority of Republicans. Many voted for him because it was a vote against Clinton, and they will happily support Pence/Ryan in 12 months.

you’re an idiot just like Matty boy. Abstinence is not a form of contraceptive. I sure hope employers are refusing to cover boner pills as well.

Yes but hangovers don’t knock you out of the workforce for two years. And you do expect someone else to pay for your accidents, which is why everyone is required to pay for car insurance. It’s called being practical and intelligent, instead of high and mighty and proclaiming that people should just stop doing that…

He’s right though. Abstinence is the only totally effect form of birth control.

Blue Collar White Guy = HERO

I felt the exact same way in the 1980's when the NBA kept selecting Larry Bird and John Stockton to the all star team every year in an obvious attempt to market the league’s white players.

I can think of another new symbol that more accurately gauges fan interest

lol they deleted it tonight

Take anyone successful at standup comedy and they will mop the floor when handling a buffoon.

Yup. Mr. Julius has the plausible deniability that comes along with mental illness, but she’s straight up peddling in hate for personal gain. As is everyone Trump surrounds himself with.

Who would have thought Seth Meyers would emerge as the hard-hitting late-night personality?

Trust God’s Process

This game raises some serious questions about God. Maybe if He didn’t spend so much time paying attention to college football, He might’ve realized that while He was helping Clemson win a national title, Donald Trump was elected president and a dickload of people died of war, famine, and disease.