Random selection?

I mean, it might be that they are required by TSA policy to go through the whole speech as a liability thing, protection from lawsuits sorta thing. Just in general, if the drones are doing a thing that seems pointless and annoying for everyone involved, it’s because their bosses have threatened to fire them if they…

This happens with small minded people all the time. They’ve greatly inflated their self importance despite having a totally arbitrary and mostly useless job function.

I had a really weird experience the last time I was selected for random screening. I knew what to expect so when she went into her verbal spiel, I waived the preview and said she could just get started. And she got SUPER PISSED at me. I got pissed because it was 4:45 AM and I had an unreasonable bitch snarling in my…

Sadly, her last tweet yesterday was posting up some fan mail she was responding to and sending out. That will be terribly sad and eerie for their recipients

I know most people are hung up on the “lady running and jumping like a horse,” but I am absolutely losing it thinking about “i thought i had got cancer in a mole just because i saw an advertisement that one could get cancer in the moles.”

Is this a sex thing? This seems like a sex thing. 

I mean, I really don’t understand why they’re not discussed more in those pregnancy classes. I certainly wish I’d been more prepared for them.

You know, fear of releasing demonic milk ducks via the hatching of my poison eggs is the main reason I remain childless. Glad to know there’s someone out there who gets it.

I remember those days, when my wife would get clogged milk ducks.  I’d make some hot compresses, and I’d have to chase the little bastards around the living room, finally pinning them down and trying to hold the warm wash cloths and hot water bottles onto the squirmy, squishy little guys. Then after a few minutes, my…

Every single bit of demographic research into wrestling fans says otherwise.

I think it's hilarious that wrestling fans are undoubtedly 95% MAGA chud, and deadspin spends so much time covering it. 

Came here to say this. All WWE (and for that matter, all other spectator sports) events are set up for a quality TV viewing experience. They will happily shine lights in the faces of the live crowd or obstruct their view to make the presentation on TV better every time.

Beyond them, there has been a distinct and striking paleness to the WWE title

I don’t know, an outspoken leftist immediately siding with the authority he’s been bashing so that he doesn’t have to be challenged by a black guy?

I am assuming the first instance of this being the horrible squashing of Booker T by HHH? I completely agree with you

It is weird that Bryan essentially had to mute his character for Kofi. Because the ways that he could hook into a feud with Kofi - the crass selling of trinkets at the expense of the environment probably being the best idea- would just be kind of a distraction from what Kofi’s main arc is. Also something of a repeat…

1. Really really good 2.if Kofi doesn’t win on Sunday I’m done. I’m not letting them do “people like YOU don’t win titles” twice in my lifetime with the POC challenger losing

Counterpoint; Tracy Morgan peaked with Brian Fellows (“That bird stole my credit card!”), but Fallon’s impersonation of Neil Young performing “Pants on the Ground” was likely the most sublimely awesome act of the young millenium.

that's a good point. by it's nature a story gives plot armor to the characters who are essential to the plot, so the real gift is in hiding who the essential characters are.