“judgmental, self-absorbed, and unreflective,” should be xoJane’s tagline.

uhhh no, ruby, it’s never okay to throw things at a person. if you were so offended by his jokes (and i’m sober too, i know it’s important, but really there is nothing someone can say that is so horrific about it) you get up and leave. miss me with this BS excuse

I am very happy for Jean Ralphios sister even if she is THE WORSSSSSST.

I’m more sad about Aisha Tyler’s marriage failing.

Bey: So then Jay stepped out on me with this Becky. But it’s cool because I’m gonna record a whole album about it.

THAT would make America GREAT again.

Either Kelly has just begun her “zero fucks” tour or she’s been drinking out of Kathie Lee’s coffee mug.

Don’t people understand anything? Beyonce never really talks about the other woman, she doesn’t rage at her or confront her. She doesn’t degrade the other woman. This album is not for them. It’s not for the side-chick; it’s not for the cheating spouse; it’s for all the women who’ve been cheated and lied to and had to…

I know a lot of people don’t like her.... but I really hope people get out and vote, the Republican choices are scary af

They seem different because in one case the victim is still alive. We used to discuss this when I was in a support group for survivors of violent crime; another thing is that sexual assault affects a lot more people so it’s easier to relate to than, say, watching your ex-husband kill your 11-yo with a cast iron…

I mean... I’m not saying it was meth, but it was meth.

Just another bullet-ridden day in the good ole US of A.

I get a little teary when I sing the theme song and think about the “Females Are Strong as Hell” line.

Same. Half my Facebook is pregnant or has recently had a baby, the rest seem to be in some stage of engaged/married. I’m over here just wondering how much wine I can drink alone.

Houston's no better, and you have to deal with humidity, terrible drivers, and hurricanes. It's like if you made Dallas worse in the only way possible: by transplanting it to Florida.

Getting to the end of that first item like

Women aren’t livestock, don’t call them cows.

Looks fade but being a stupid, shitty person is forever. Good luck with that.

See, I watched the ID channel’s play-by-play using all original footage—aired last Saturday night—of the whoooole shebang, and I walked away thinking, “holy hell—he really did it and got away with it!”

This is basically the plot of House of Yes, no?