Oh goddamnit they cloned Kelly Anne Conway?!?

Sorry, I simply cannot find any willing member of that family to be anything I consider trustworthy or even visually acceptable for some reason. I think its because I see the inner shit shining through. Also, something about that first image throws off my bilateral symmetry sensors. These are not the proportions of a…

As a wise man once said “Cash rules everything around me”.
Can’t expect to be written into the old man’s will if you’re not in his good books!

holy shit... trump did bang kellyanne... and eric married the spawn

In the case of Slate, it means they’ve been in the van of elite Clinton apologists.

Slate talks the talk but doesn’t walk the walk? Will wonders never cease?

And, upon hearing the last line, Trump interjected “My golden door is bigger and more tremendous”

The United States of America is not now and was never meant to be a christian nation.

Stephen Miller will be there shortly to debate its meaning with the Washington press corp.

Even better. An Egyptian woman who immigrated to France before finally ending up in America.

Right, but she’s a French citizen.

In a letter to the congressman–who is a Democrat–as well as on their website and in YouTube videos, the group claims that the painting should be taken down on the basis of the separation of church and state.

“Some people are getting upset simply over a drawing - what’s the worst that could happen?” - Charlie Hebdo

From dictionary.com:

If it wasn’t the fate of the country hanging in the balance, I might actually be amused by what is obviously a secret society of Republican WH staffers determined to bring Trump down from the inside.

Right? His followers are so invested in the macho man figure they think he cuts, but he’s just a sniveling little turd.

It’s so weird. I knew before reading that it was going to be a Fyre Festival but I wasn’t prepared to learn that he talks like a whiny little bitch in front of other world leaders.

Reading these was so... I don’t even know what word to use. Like, it was confirming in the fact that Trump is completely in over his head, but it was also sickening to see just how terrible a situation it really was. Like, something that I needed to see even though I knew it wasn’t going to be good. I’m sure there’s…

If only we could say the same for the electoral college...