I just loved the CRACKED article covering all the racism, cos that’s exactly what it is.

I don’t know where you got the idea that men are participating in uncomplicated affairs all over the place - theirs mostly end in disaster too. Ask my friend who accidentally got his married affair-mate pregnant. And after her husband offered to take custody of the baby if he disappeared, he decided that he wanted to…

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*snarls* “Diversity for the sake of diversity” = the most recent phrase from wingers that grinds my enamel. LOOK AT THE WORLD. 70% is ASIAN. IS THAT *ALSO* “DIVERSITY FOR THE SAKE OF DIVERSITY?” Does reality itself have a liberal, kumbaya spouting, latte drinking bias? Gasp: reality has no comment.

The funny thing about “Hot Sexy Jesus” is that whenever someone goes for historical accuracy, they never give a historical accurate “Hot Sexy Jesus.” They instead give us some schlub that looks like he should be selling dirty water hot dogs on some street corner in Queens. This guy;

“This happened when they were making The Hobbit. They needed to cast background actors, specifically background hobbits.

Please stop. It’s not his race, it’s the fact that he’s not blonde. Yeah, that’s it. Johnny Storm has to be blonde or else the movie is ruined. Seriously, that’s the problem. It’s hair color, not race. It’s never, ever race. Never.

Eric Stonestreet (Modern Family) is one of the most mean-spirited, obnoxious, self-righteous people (not celebrities) I have ever met. I worked with him on The Loft while I was a student in New Orleans, and he spent a lot of time in the back room with us (four background nobody actors), presumably to hide his alcohol…

Any Western nation would give you sanctuary after this bullshit.

Seriously. Her videos are a pretty dispassionate “here’s what’s happening” and men cannot. fucking. take. it.

I can’t believe that Jezebel published an article celebrating the kind of bullshit privileged white feminism that disregards the experience of anyone who isn’t white and/or of the bourgeoisie class, all with a cute little disclaimer near the bottom saying “Don’t try if you can’t look white and rich, tee hee” and that…

If I understand the reviews correctly: Clooney’s love interest in Tomorrowland is literally a little girl.

Thanks. It’s not as drastic as I thought it would be, but still...It seems there was always a significant gap there.

I would love to see the Harrison Ford chart.

As if these weren’t depressing enough, I’m now also aware that Juliette Binoche is FIFTY ONE years old. I don’t know why I even bother get dressed in the morning.

He can Slytherin me any time.

I actually outwitted a romance scammer a few years ago. I placed at an ad at a site just for fun, then heard back from a guy who sent a really hot (but not obviously polished or posed) photo. We started corresponding and—within days—he was telling me that I was the love of his life, that he was a widower who needed a…