That's almost as good as "Not my circus, not my monkeys."
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Kristina, you can have any other chicken as a pet, you have a whole chicken farm.
“Raised as girls” means “I literally can’t think of a valid reason why trans women’s presence at the festival would ruin it for everyone else, so I’m just going to start listing differences between cis women and trans women and hope that nobody realizes simply pointing out these differences is not a valid argument.”
As I said elsewhere, it’s a pretty clever PR move. If the festival had kept going, it would have just kept accumulating badwill for its bald-faced transphobia, even if they had thrown out the trans-exclusionary rule. But now they can claim victimhood that the evil trans women forced their poor innocent festival into…
HAHHAA AHAHAHA! oh man, I remember back in January when the story about the surrogate being pursued for child support was posted here on Jezebel and I said how ridiculous this whole mess was and that Sherri is being an asshole, and some people actually had the nerve to say Sherri wasn't being such and she had no legal…
PAPERWORK, people. A legal document you sign BEFORE the fertility treatment, in which you CLEARLY state your agreement to be the legal parent of any child that results. This is what the UK requires before treatment with donor eggs or sperm, embryo adoption, or surrogacy. HOW is this not totally standard in the US?
That is quite possibly the best video I have ever seen.
Pffft. Beyonce, Kim and Jennifer can keep their serfdom rings, this woman got her sparkler complete with a prince, a castle and a kingdom.....
Has there been anything posted about the Zachary Levi-Missy Peregrym breakup? That one has made me genuinely sad.
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They don’t know what to do with their homo-erotic urges upon meeting, and since they can’t articulate their feelings, they break shit.
This was non-verbal, but I’m still sort of proud of it (as someone who tends to cry instead of speaking up for herself). I don’t drive so I rely on my bike or public transport to get around (which works really well in the tiny country I live in). I’ll always give my seat to an elderly/injured/pregnant/whatever person,…
Second time a Middle Eastern Jew won Easter since Jesus!
I’m a lawyer, and at the time of this incident was practicing in several fairly small and rural Southern counties. I’d been out of law school for 2 or 3 years, long enough to be tired of the crap I would fairly regularly get from some older male lawyers. I had a trial in the neighboring county, and my opposing counsel…
Unfortunately the sickest burn I’ve ever heard was directed at me by my five-old-nephew. So during March break a year ago my parents and I were looking after him for my brother and sister-in-law. We took him to the Royal Botanical Gardens one day and on our way back as I’m buckling him into his car seat this happens:
I have a small, adorable puppy dog who LOVES everyone. One night, as I went to take my garbage to the trash chute on my apartment floor, she scooted out the door before I shut it and ran down the hall. At the same time, an older woman opened her door, and when she saw my dog running down the hall she slammed her door…
‘She’s a load her mother shoulda swallowed’ as said by a dear friend when a girl I thought was a close friend royally screwed me over. It remains my favourite insult. Especially as I also knew the girls mum and she was kinda skeezy too.
True story, hello Jinkx vs. Detox, Coco vs. Alyssa, Joslyn vs. Laganga etc... The quotes from the queens watching make it even better. This season has been kind of lackluster on the lip sync front until this last one but they're still better than the "Oh look at this prop that's in the video that I had made for this…
RuPaul’s been doing this on her show for years, and it’s way more entertaining than a bunch of celebrities pretending to sing. Ugh.