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Is this the sort of knowledge that is only imparted to young children if the child is fortunate enough to attend a school that is heavily black?

Ladies and gentleman, I give you the tale of Saint Basil Fuckoff, the patron saint of waiters and bartenders.

bigger question: why bing?????????/

Wow...The negative comments on this post, is astounding to me. So, lets see. We have a first time nominee, who probably had NO expectation of winning, and people are just tearing apart a very good speech.

I love the fan theory that Annie Edison of "Community" is the grand-daughter of Pete and Trudy.

Here's the thing though: Boko Haram has been murdering and pillaging for quite a while now. Why aren't we (We = US, Europe, Israel) interested in doing anything about it? Why aren't we putting resources into combatting them the same way we're doing in the Middle East?

Nah, that was Mel B on BFQOTY. She had just broken up with her husband and she was in a savage mood, it was a little uncomfortable to watch.

I have nothing else to say.

I terminated a very wanted pregnancy at 26 weeks gestation in June. My daughter had a genetic duplication and abnormalities that would have ensured that her life was brief and painful, had she even survived the rest of pregnancy and birth. If I was not extremely privileged to have excellent health insurance and enough…

Squatting, in your moist panties.

He wants to cuddle with you while you're still moist from the shower, wearing nothing but a pair of panties. **shudder**

Or this:

"In five years you're going to look up and not one of your family members is going to be here."

Who tha' fuck has been praying for this? Because I can safely say..