When asked to comment, the lions responded with, "OM NOM NOM NOM NOM."

That does happen a lot around here, doesn't it?

This does not sound like Hermione at all. People can change without morphing into complete opposites of their former selves.

Or...

WTF did I just read?

Serenity.

There bunch are pretty cool too

And even more laughable is a porn parody of Quicksilver looks cooler.

And here we finally get a modicum of truth leaking through the carefully constructed PR narrative: I'm not Disney

My boyfriend is talented you guys.

Fuck anyone who thinks they get to shame people for finding one thing sad without namechecking literally every other sad thing, world without end, amen.

According to those around me Who Know Of These Things, Superbowls tend to be one of two things: nailbiter one pointers, or so lopsided you genuinely could go home in the second quarter and not miss much.

My insufferable cousin, who is a full-grown adult, posted this on Facebook: "What will the Hunger Games franchise do now that PSH has died? I hope it all turns out! I really do love those movies! I know they're for the younger crowd, but they are so eerily accurate about how things go when government gets big!"

The opposite of a sausage fest is a taco party.

The opposite of a sausage fest is a clam bake!

Well, if that isn't describing the third series of Sherlock, then I don't know what it is.

We're talking about a character who permanently scarred one of her classmates for telling Umbridge about the DA.

I don't think he was a dude-bro. It was more like Harry said in the books: he was spoiled essentially despite being poor. He was accustomed to being catered to by Molly and expected things to be easy. Harry was a attempted murder survivor and Hermione was accustomed to working hard to succeed. Ron probably would have…

Sidebar: Where are my "No no no, I will not give or throw away a single book they are all precious gifts!" people? Oh there you are, I see you've found one another. (I can tell by the hushed muttering punctuated by the odd, "If that Clean Creature thinks I'm parting with my 7th grade copy of Watership Down she's got…