Because you know the only people to blame for their mistreatment are the victims, not the perpetrators.

You mean this?

Why did they have to take away Ariel's fins!?!?!

I like what Jon Oliver said recently (referring to Australia, but I think the point stands) :

LOL I hate that song but I love the show. When I got to the This American Life episode, I lost my shit laughing. I want to hate Larry, but I've been with someone who went to prison. It's true. Every story they tell you about their life in prison is as annoying as listening to a 7 year old talk about philosophy. A…

Perspective is a bitch, amirite?

I think what Justin Beiber's mom meant to say is that he is a bad rapper.

And therein lies the difference.

....It's entirely possible that people raised to think that doctors are reliable and that modern medicine is super duper swell (not that I agree with those statements!) would think that a hospital birth is ideal and safe and that a homebirth is terrifying....

Not quite as good as the one where all Arnold Schwarzenegger movies are one huge story where Conan insults Crom ("and if not, then to hell with you"), leading Crom to curse him with eternal life, leading him to wander the earth eventually forgetting who he is, fighting wars and confilcts throughout time until the…

I thought the funny thing about the witch in Brave was that her solution to everything is BEARS. Want to be the strongest warrior? Be a bear. Having trouble with your mother? Turn her into a BEAR. Want to travel the world and see new things? Try BEAR.

The Internet Cat power-player I'm pulling for is Colonel Meow. Granted, Lil Bub's person is petty hot but no one knows the rage in my soul like the Colonel.

I dont think anyone thinks that. I, however, know that consuming dairy is the best way to consume delicious dairy.....wait, what were we talking about?

needs more penabler

I know, iT's jusT THaT THe Jezebel & Buzzfeed CoVerage implied THaT THe Queen was being a snob, and quiTe a few of THe CommenTers ran wiTH THaT impression, if I reCall rigHTly.

VELOCIRAPTURE!

The man "stated he was a loner..."

I would like to point out that Man of Steel would have been 1,000,000,000,000,000x times better if Pa Kent had been sucked up by a Sharknado. (Of course, I submitted that question, so it's possible I may be biased.)