The amount of people who chomp at the bit to be the Devilest advocate, I cannot. Once more for the ones at the back: THE STATUS QUO REALLY DOESN'T NEED TO BE DEFENDED BECAUSE IT'S THE FUCKING STATUS QUO.

I watched this movie like it was The Room

TV has made an alarming amount of people believe only the guilty need lawyers.

You're nicer than I am. I'm going on my B-Day with a group that is only 1/15 into the movie for serious.

Not the same thing at all, but related: I have more than once been going about my day and felt a sort of deja vu where I would stop short and be 100% sure that I'd dreamed the moment I was experiencing, sometimes years before. The last one happened a few days ago.

City Chic does have some stores in the US now, as well as at least one in South Africa

She looks like a UK/Australian 16 though

Because we all know how well it turned out last time a group of guys decided not to wash their hands (#5)

Been on my 'to watch' list for a while now. Hopefully it finds a distributor down under.

I NEED HELP! I have the oiliest nails, I swear. Polish flees from them. I have chips within a day, and that's if the entire nail hasn't peeled off in one piece. Anyone have any tips? I'm desperate!

Not the same thing, but related: There were people calling in to the radio the other day when I was driving to work about weird side effects triggered by pregnancy and at least 2 women called in saying they were repulsed by their partners after giving birth. In one case they worked through it but in the other she…

I believe you mean 'sküle'

The store I used to work at had a spokes model, Jessica Gomes, who is relatively well known down under (she's also done some SI shoots I think). So when this very tall, pretty woman comes into our office, I'm simultaneously trying not to stare and trying to work out where I know her from. I've more or less decided she…

WHY IS HE RUINING HIMSELF

I'm so there it's insane.

That's what my older sister did. The friend who felt cheated attended the wedding in a red evening gown.

I don't have an article, but this College Humor video addresses the 'artificially inflated' point among other things.

I MEAN COME ON!

I swear, I was a solitary reader for so long and only discovered fandom communities as an adult. I'm kinda glad because a lot of the shit that goes down re: fanon entitlement would have terrified younger me. People getting so vicious over something that is supposed to be fun is just baffling to me