I NEED HELP! I have the oiliest nails, I swear. Polish flees from them. I have chips within a day, and that's if the entire nail hasn't peeled off in one piece. Anyone have any tips? I'm desperate!

Not the same thing, but related: There were people calling in to the radio the other day when I was driving to work about weird side effects triggered by pregnancy and at least 2 women called in saying they were repulsed by their partners after giving birth. In one case they worked through it but in the other she…

I believe you mean 'sküle'

The store I used to work at had a spokes model, Jessica Gomes, who is relatively well known down under (she's also done some SI shoots I think). So when this very tall, pretty woman comes into our office, I'm simultaneously trying not to stare and trying to work out where I know her from. I've more or less decided she…

WHY IS HE RUINING HIMSELF

I'm so there it's insane.

That's what my older sister did. The friend who felt cheated attended the wedding in a red evening gown.

I don't have an article, but this College Humor video addresses the 'artificially inflated' point among other things.

I MEAN COME ON!

I swear, I was a solitary reader for so long and only discovered fandom communities as an adult. I'm kinda glad because a lot of the shit that goes down re: fanon entitlement would have terrified younger me. People getting so vicious over something that is supposed to be fun is just baffling to me

Slightly off topic, but:

A warning on his chapter about domestic violence: Back when I read captain awkward, the common line of thought was to take his DV chapter lightly or avoid it altogether, as he states that people who stay with their partner after the fist instance of violence are no longer 'victims' but rather 'volunteers'.

Never forget:

Between this and the whole Sia/Elastic Heart controversy, this line from Thou Shalt Always Kill feels more relevant than ever

This reminds me of Kate Hudson (not that one) the Melbourne student who was travelling around the world with friends when she found out she was 33, then 38 weeks pregnant. She had minimal weight gain (with doctors attributing her lack of bump to having a tilted uterus, meaning her baby was 'sitting high') staying an…

THAT CHILD IS ME I AM SO TIRED YOU GUISE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW

Case in point: JLaw in Silver Linings Playbook playing a character who I believe was supposed to be in her 30s at least. Token sentence about her doing it well (ymmv), obviously, but still.

As a former age care worker I say weak sauce, Shrayber. This didn't even make me gag.

Well the worst as of yesterday would be the one where I set my kitchen on fire. Lock away the flammables before you drink, kids.

I TOO HAVE FELT LOSS