This reminds me of Kate Hudson (not that one) the Melbourne student who was travelling around the world with friends when she found out she was 33, then 38 weeks pregnant. She had minimal weight gain (with doctors attributing her lack of bump to having a tilted uterus, meaning her baby was 'sitting high') staying an…

THAT CHILD IS ME I AM SO TIRED YOU GUISE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW

Case in point: JLaw in Silver Linings Playbook playing a character who I believe was supposed to be in her 30s at least. Token sentence about her doing it well (ymmv), obviously, but still.

As a former age care worker I say weak sauce, Shrayber. This didn't even make me gag.

Well the worst as of yesterday would be the one where I set my kitchen on fire. Lock away the flammables before you drink, kids.

I TOO HAVE FELT LOSS

Boy...

I'm convinced your name is Ramona now.

THANK YOU SOMEONE ELSE IS AS RAGEY AS I AM THAT GIRL NEEDS A CUNT PUNT I SWEAR TO GOD

This trailer leaves me cautiously optimistic. I was burned by the first movie but this one seems to be retconning the book plot entirely. Given how many changes the first film made from the books this may not necessarily be a good thing.

If I'm not wrong, the trailer may have given us a glimpse of Uriah at 1:02

Hallelujah!

Since HP has already been covered pretty thoroughly (*cough* Triwizard cup winnings*cough*) I'll cover this one.

Thank this guy:

I see the 'I TOO HAVE FELT LOSS' reply has already occurred below.

So the dudes are 46, 37, 42 and 28, while the ladies are 22 & 24*?

Hair and make-up from any period of time that isn't the present. Even when resources like this are widely available, films still manage to get hair, make-up and the fine points of fashion wrong. I've lost count of the amount of films where the main actors' make-up is applied to be attractive to 21st century audiences…

AND OBERYN WAS WEARING PANTS DURING A FUCKING ORGY

I feel like I've found my tribe.

I was always told that they/their were used for that purpose.