I'm 90% sure it's dance moms

'Cos it's a killing job.

Wasn't that Ronnie? Or are Rodger and Ronnie the same person? Googling now...

My parents don't wear rings either and they've been married almost 30 years (28? I'll have to ask my Mum). The ring does not maketh the marriage.

Don't forget the nipple, the most evil part of the breast! The mere thought of them being visible gives me the vapours.

According to my nurse roomie, one season wonder Emily Owens M.D. is meant to be pretty accurate as well.

I thought it was him!

I don't think she's married to someone who was on the show.

Tradition left over from when the events were more community based, and the gifts (and cash) were about helping a new couple start out?

Sound of Music

She and Audra the only ones tempting me to find a copy of that SOM train wreck to watch. Or at least a highlights reel of all their scenes.

Noooooooooooooo....

Also, she's got that George Clooney endorsement.

I love all the things that are happening for Lupita but GIVE HER ANOTHER DAMN ROLE ALREADY HOLLYWOOD!

And now I'm going to hell. Again.

My emotions during and after reading TFioS? Meh.

I felt so bad, but when I read an article on cracked (#2) that revealed this twist with 'BAM! You got 9/11'ed', I laughed for days. To be fair, the whole article is about offensive pop cultural references to 9/11, so...yeah.

I CAN'T MAKE IT STOP

Hint: It's a homophone joke.

Yep, I like being spoiled, and read reviews/Wikipedia in advance. Like someone said above, I'm about the journey, not the destination. But my sister hates being spoiled, and I respect that.