I never thought that I'd quote someone from YouTube, but there's a first time for everything,

As a 5'2 lady with a short torso (who has had to have dresses re-fitted because of it), I agree with this assessment. Maybe it's a case of Christina Hendricks syndrome, where a: Being over 'sample size' limits your options and b: It's essentially a rental, so you can't make any alterations?

But Booty?

*That Gal Alert* Pretty sure that photo is a is a screenshot from Mel Gibson's Apocalypto. Here's one of Mr Means I prepared earlier *sarcasm*

Not my own personal experience, but I know a young woman with a Japanese father (estranged) and a Kenyan mother. People always assume that she is Kiwi/Maori, something that frustrates her to no end, especially since she strongly identifies with her African heritage.

I've lost count of the amount of times I've re-read these ones, though this one is a close second:

Say NO to waif-fu!

Two things:

Just give me some pizza

So, I pulled this one from my tumblr after this article struck a chord (TW: Weight/size & diet discussion):

So my baby sister has started going to church and 'found God' so to speak (She was the heathen of me and my sisters, born in Australia when we weren't going to church, so she skipped the 'take em as soon as they're warm' baptism that me and my older sisters experienced. Catholics! Though I don't know if she's actually…

I always thought vocal fry = nasal. But from what I gather it is that affected way of speaking from the top of your throat that makes a person's voice raspy in an unnatural way, different from natural (read: usually* nicotine induced) raspy/husky voices. It can be annoying, and seems like it could possibly cause…

why hello, new iPod jam!

Thanks for clarifying re: the jokes. I was starting to think that I was going mad.

In all fairness, I had to make my little sister watch The Princess Bride the first time. You'd think she would have learned from Stardust (which she enjoyed).

Given my username, I would be remiss if I didnt add the following:

Disclaimer: It's not a humblebrag because it isn't me.

LIBBY!1!!

Season 4 was the peak of that show.

I don't know if they are the best, but Midnight and Silence in the Library are the two Doctor Who episodes that have affected me most.