Thanks for clarifying re: the jokes. I was starting to think that I was going mad.

In all fairness, I had to make my little sister watch The Princess Bride the first time. You'd think she would have learned from Stardust (which she enjoyed).

Given my username, I would be remiss if I didnt add the following:

Disclaimer: It's not a humblebrag because it isn't me.

LIBBY!1!!

Season 4 was the peak of that show.

**TW for abuse/defense of abuse***

Ditto*

My little sister was similarly horrified when she had this discussion with classmates, except instead of drowning it was house on fire and instead of any person it was siblings/family. One peer tried to justify it by saying her sister was capable of saving herself, while her dog 'just wouldn't understand' but little…

Welp, there goes my like for this song.

Right up there with black republicans, gay republicans and any other minority group that has seemingly decided that being a fiscal conservative is the foundation upon which they have built their political opinion.

They play instruments, so I'll give them a pass.

This Guy apparently does a plus sized line, and Octavia Spencer has worn his stuff and looked boss in it. For example:

Haa, I think there is a dancing requirement that has to be filled at concerts, especially if they have pros writhing around them. But every clip I come across with those two is strut, wriggle & repeat.

You might like how she sounds in this better, very baby Mariah (ignore the mac miller. it's better that way)

Haven't you heard? Kid's don't dance these days.

Is that why he disappeared all of a sudden? To GOOGLE!

Miley's recording a top-secret remix of "Black Skinhead" with Kanye West.

Vidception? WE HAVE TO GO DEEPER!

My guess is probably the latter, especially if you had anything substantial. Like I said, we do have a lot of couples come in and do a small registry because there are guests that want to get them a physical gift that is 'something they want', but some of them have a 'wishing well' at the ceremony so people can choose…