Clinically insane...or perhaps you went to college, did well and made something of yourself, so you don't lose sleep over a few grand of depreciation to drive a nice(r) car.

They are more or less Dodge Darts with off-road capability. Not kidding.

(i) Anyone who lives in SE Michigan has seen these things broken down all over the place. Never in my life have I seen anything of this magnitude failing all over. (ii) I have it on good authority they have spent over 6 months trying to fix these issues and can't figure it out.

Signs you need a life: (i) text in progress bubbles bother you (ii) you stare at text in progress bubbles (iii) you're sending text bubble .gifs to people

There IS in fact a point where it is COMPLETELY irrational to continue driving something. Transmission rebuild & welding in a new floor to an auto worth a few grand is one of those times.

He's right that SAAB had cars in the pipeline that would have "saved" the company. There is no doubt in my mind the 9-4x would have been a great seller. It's a better looking version of the wildly successful Cadillac SRX (which accounts for 60k of Cadillac sales) and was 3 years before the successful Buick Encore. I…

Too fickle to be a hipster car.

Former SAAB owner here. The opportunity cost to own any SAAB is just not worth it. Admire from afar.

Likely a military guy (huge bases in SD) and has faced much worse during his tenure. That, and a fight could lead to an arrest, which could lead to bye bye military career.

Since SD is home to huge military bases, very little doubt in my mind the first victim is a military guy. Fighting = possibly arrested = military career in serious jeopardy.

1st goon arrested, police looking for the 2nd:

1st goon arrested, police looking for the 2nd:

Around 1999 I was at Wrigley Field and got Mark Grace's attention. He actually turned and approached and was going to give my a ball. SO cool. I threw him my Sharpie to sign it first. When he threw the ball back a group of adults had formed around me and some old man grabbed the ball and ran away.