yespinoza
AngryApe
yespinoza

Crucify me for this but WTF? I’m sure there was a better use of resources than shipping out 64 animals... Maybe like assisting 200 vulnerable humans?

It’s about the quantity and purity of form dumb ass.

Concerned about the peroxide supply:

Neat! My neighbor used to drive a Safari. I bet he’d love to see it make a comeback.

Nah, the only piece of shit I’ve seen in this article so far is you, buddy.

It should be Jefferson’s Highway northbound and William T Sherman heading south.

With distractions like these it’s no wonder no NFL team will sign LeBron James.

You’re a fucking idiot.

I knew that Ed Sheeran motherfucker was gonna be trouble the first time I laid eyes on him.

They really missed out on calling it the Rolls-Royce Warthog.

In other news, Dimentiabone is my new band name.

Wow, this guy is nuts. He’s the worst warlord and second-worst MMA chief executive in the world right now.

I really like the cars and coffee edition

Babel fish.

MARRY ME.

Except the corn diet WAS sufficient.