Amen. If the media were actually doing their jobs, it would be nothing BUT gotcha questions.

Clearly he’s a lich and we’re slowly working through phylacteries until we find the one that untethers him...

Another reason to dump social media altogether.

This is so obviously and purely gloating that these fuckwits may have just cost the Dems the Presidency.

“Roe? The average American is just struggling to pay the bills and the liberals are campaigning on caviar!”

This whole thread is hinging on the theory that the author was successful in dunking on DeSantis’ dunk attempt by pointing out that this was a boating reference. It wasn’t. She wasn’t.

I... really don’t think this was a boating reference, if for no other reason than because “listless vessels” doesn’t really mean what you think it means if we’re just talking about 70 million people who are in it for some mix of the racism, Federalist Society jurists, and pwning the libs... and attempting to describe…

The only nautical interpretation appears to be the author’s. No one else said anything about boats, I guess she just saw ‘vessels’ and her minds went to boats. (A boat can be listing, that is to say ‘tilted in one direction or another that indicates damage/change in buoyancy’ - ‘listing to port’.) Everyone else seems…

The people who never joined Twitter were the wisest of all.

STOP. USING. TWITTER.

Let’s just agree to start calling it Xitter

Seriously, this is my reaction every time I see his name in a headline:

It’s the only way to be sure.

I’m all for retired people having hobbies—but by that I mean things like gardening, baking, and water aerobics, not governing.

My behavior, while not criminal,

THAT. WAS. AWESOME.

This seems like something T-Birds slightly dimwitted cousin would drive in the crow 2.

Yea. I’m good. Just dont feel like playing DMC the on-rails rpg.