THE SHINY, RED, CANDY-LIKE BUTTON.

I pre-ordered Sacred 3 (go ahead, laugh), and it most definitely was not what I was expecting. That said, I learned to more-or-less enjoy it for what it is. The only objectively bad thing I can say about it is the lame dialogue, especially that of the woman who guides you though the story from off-screen. The actor…

“In 2012, a method was discovered that allowed players to skip the large door to Banjo-Kaoozie’s final boss”

I suspect I have only had the “not real” kind, then. Sorry.

Red velvet cake tastes like food coloring as far as I’m concerned.

Because everything that doesn’t benefit (the metaphorical) you must be someone else’s fault.

Spicy is sooooooooo desperate to make his boss look like a badass he trips over his own ideas. SAD!

Gawd, I wish I liked weed.

Gawd, I wish I could drink.

Aqualung for the 21st century.

Mine is: OVERREACTION!!!1! 150% HYPERBOLE 28/9/378!

If you want to reduce violence, you need to look at more fundamental changes to how this country people works.

“His true believer supporters however? Like VCR’s blinking 12:00.”

Of course. They love it. He’s getting away with it, so it must be OK. They would do the exact same thing if they could.

Humanity: humanity’s greatest curse.

Social media is just bringing to light the stupidity that has always been.

Idiots are criminals; smart people are entrepreneurs.

A source? To observe the truth that guns are tools to cause death and serve no other purpose? That no amount of justification will lessen their deadliness? If I was stating a fact or a statistic I would quote a source. The comedian’s opinion echoes my own, so I quoted it. I’m not going to argue truth.

Guns exist solely to kill. Automatic weapons, solely to kill human beings. Throwing out statistics to make them seem less harmless is deflection from that truth.

Just say it: “Fuck off, I like guns.”