More Foley, please. 

Yeah, I’m not a vegan or vegetarian, but I’d like to consume less meat b/c I don’t feel good about the raising/killing animals part. So I do buy these products, but not for a better nutritional choice. 

This is all fucking stupid of her regardless, but she did post some pics of her injuries.

She posted some pics of her injuries:

If this is fake (it is), then this Tiffany Mitchell person is a colossally embarrassing asshole.

She should have said ‘their boners or lack thereof are not my problem’ and carried on with her fucking career uninterrupted, Jesus Christ.

Kate have you tried these new ‘euphorics’? I’m dying to try them, but they’re $110 goddamned dollars on Amazon, and all but 1 review are terrible.

YUM I want all of these! But yes definitely the halloumi. I wish it were far more common in the U.S. in general, I get sick of paying $7.99 for it at the fancy grocery stores (no middle eastern/Mediterranean grocers in my area).

Now wait just a darn minute. I really enjoy drinking reclusively at home, but my home is rather cheerful, stylish and cozy. Also my dog is able to join me there and I get to wear pajamas.

I’m almost always wearing headphones in public, but it’s just b/c I really like listening to podcasts and audiobooks. I pause them at the checkout counter or if someone is obviously approaching me (like a waitress or coworker, etc.).

The thing is, I’d *love* to meet a nice noodle like Rita. But I don’t know how to tell a nice noodle from a danger noodle, so, I’m scared of all of them unless they can provide references.

Yay for a great date! My wavy lob goes full Sideshow Bob in the humidity, too, but it isn’t long enough for a ponytail, so, I just sort of pin the sides back and carry on sweating.

 Yikes, he’s unrecognizable. He looked better before whatever this is. 

I think he just said ‘it’s like the n-word for us’ because he figured this idiot was too dumb to know what ‘racial slur’ means.

Ahhh yes, all those nooks and crannies for more sugar and crispy bits, yum! 

A funnel cake is the same batter as an elephant ear, but with the latter you just toss a blob of batter into a vat of hot oil. A funnel cake is piped out into squiggles (into a vat of hot oil). 

Fry bread is delicious! 

I think you’re not recognizing the scale of the picture. That’s clearly a palmier on a saucer, not a dinner plate. A palmier is small, it’ll fit pretty well in the palm of your hand. An elephant ear is basically the size of a dinner plate.

My nearest Burger King is about 40 minutes away. But it’s the same distance to the the nearest fast food of any kind except we do have a Subway for some reason.

LOL I hadn’t seen this meme yet but that shit is hilarious! The slow burn of it *chef’s kiss*