Look, we can either continually hyperventilate about the fact that, yes, Americans are not locking down as much as they should, or, you know, figure out ways to handle things that allows for that. This is starting to read like the people who argue for abstinence only sex education for teenagers.

The steak egg and cheese bagel, are you serious? McDonald’s should be barred from serving their lazy excuses for “steak” and “bagels” forever. The best item on the McDonald’s menu is the sausage egg and cheese McGriddle, the most delicious and unique thing they serve.

So this newsletter he wants people to subscribe to... is it also in code?

Eh, couldn’t care less about who sponsored what, to be perfectly blunt. All I know is: Wildly entertaining video. 11/10, would watch again.

They got the idea from someone else.

im all for making vehicles simpler.

Hasn’t like half of the Jalopnik staff written articles about large trips they’ve taken during the pandemic?

All of these bans on gas-burning cars end up a little dumb in that, well, they are not taking place immediately

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Isn’t that what’s become of Jalopnik?

I remember when Jalopnik used to enjoy and encourage car culture 

Don’t forget, the aerodynamic drag is very noticeable. These things feel like a brick at highway speeds.

Agreed. It was yet another half-baked poor take by Shilling.

1St: It’s good for Ford that Ford recognizes the limitations of EVs and the market segments they build trucks/cars in.

Good to know! I’ll definitely keep an eye out next time I pass one.

Only one sleeve of Tim tams, though. 

I don’t even like Uber or self-driving cars, but that take is fucking lunacy.

For real

A Morning Shift finally hit 5/5 wrong takes, congrats all around!

Help I plugged my phone into an CCS charger and now everything is on fire