Just ran into my garage to fix this and to my bewilderment realized that I don't own a porsche.

Driving a 2016 Saturn would be quite a thing.

Last week I bowled a 147.  I could have bowled a 300 but I chose not to.

Am I strange that I’d rather grab a top trim explorer or Telluride and save the $50k for something else?

Did somebody say fat and slow?

People are so irresponsible. Don’t they know that plastic grocery bags are terrible for the environment?!

Unapproved.

I know a guy on the inside that says that the Z06 will actually use a twin-turbo version of the new 3.0L Duramax diesel.

a wireless mouse that has a charge port on the bottom...

Pedestrian safety laws in Europe are paying off.

As the proud owner of a 2019 Camry SE in Supersonic Red, I feel the need tell you to go and fuck yourself for blindly tarring every Camry owner in history with the same brush.

I own a McLaren 720S, and I keep having this weird problem that I can’t just open the door, get in, and drive it.

Even a well-spec’ed Kia Optima will give you tons of premium features for your dollar. Kia/Hyundai has been killing it the past few years. 

I’m surprised it doesn’t look more like this:

I’m a mechanical engineer and I have absolutely no idea how the heck his school was ABET accredited.  He’s so bad at everything.  Literally everything.  

It’s been over a decade since I’ve taken mechanical physics and his explanation of grip makes me see fucking red. Jesus, that was awful.

Unless there’s a Whole Foods at the top of that ramp, I fail to see the real world application of this ability. 

People are nostalgia bullies. God knows I am. The second I had the chance indoctrinate my kids into Star Wars, I seized it. If they like what I like, then I feel cool and validated. As a result, they get Space Leia. It’s a problem.

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No way. The heated seats and power mirrors will ruin the 0-60 time. It'll be lucky to out run an 87 Tercel in a straight line.