So many choices, but I think I’ll have to go with flying the Confederate flag. Rear window sticker, bumper sticker, actual aerial flag, whatever. Lets everyone know exactly how giant of an idiot they are.

Jk.

*ahem* Dodge is an FCA brand, which is controlled by an Italian investment group and is technically incorporated in the Netherlands but has physical headquarters in London.

Also, is it possible for Jalopnik to secede from the other gawker bullshit. Right now there is a suggested link to Jezebel - What is “birth rape”?

Actually “Pan” is Greek for all.

Utah you say? How many wives will comfortably fit? 3 or 5? this is important.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

Pictured: top secret Evo XI prototype

First look at the 2019 Mitsubishi 3000GT VR-4x4

Does anyone know if Waze works with Android Auto? Also Podkicker, or even another podcast app?

Can I get a tow hitch on that thing?

Already seen speculation that Mercedes is trolling the other teams with aero bits that won’t really do anything.

I bet they want us to think he intentionally honked the horn and not that it was the first thing to go wrong.

Does it come with a sense of failure and rejection? Or does that develop over time?

I’m not very good at this. All I could find was a wang-shaped building.

I dunno, I don’t see ‘Superfast’ anywhere in its name.

Chevrolet: origin French, diminutive chevre (goat), in otherwords, goat herder.

There, there now, David. You’ll be okay.