I hope you’re more than pretty familiar with aviation.

Long thin things can float vertically, 90% of it could have been up to 6 feet under water. Fucking duh. You know what else gets covered with barnacles? Boats, the bottoms of boats. Yet they float! How can this mystery be solved? Can a floating object flip over occasionally, so that first one then the other side is…

too obvious to make a cool conspiracy theory

I’m a pilot and pretty familiar with aviation. The entire thing is just strange. I still get hung up on whichever report stating (whomever) had to purposefully disable the maintenance satellite system which pings location data. I also didn’t know the ID plate was missing, very strange since the flaperon would have had…

doesn’t the fact that it was found on a beach account for the barnacles? isn’t this obvious?

1. Buy cheap “ran when parked” or “project car” C4 fro Ebay/Craigslist

Late C4s are amazing. Early C4s make babies cry.

I'm absolutely livid my new computer didn't come with a serial port for my joystick
#boycottAmiga

No one likes a know-it-all, even if they do in fact know it all. Don't be a jerk, like the type mcflipper encountered:

The grumpy old men are by far the worst. They think they know more than you, that you're car is shit compare to yours and that they have more right to set up lawn chairs in the shade than you do.

wtf it's red. I was expecting it to be like purple or something. I AM DISAPPOINT! (and those other guys were assholes). Nice ride.

The guy who tells you you have the wrong car. "It's better with the bigger engine." "Why isn't it a two-door?" "Cool, but not in that color." Etc. I bought the car I wanted. Fuck off if you don't like it.

Every time I see idiots on facebook bragging about street racing I always remember the time I wrecked my first serious project car. It was a piece of crap Ford Aspire that I bought for $200. I put another $500 into it upgrading the transmission and adding a single cam Protege engine. The car was so much fun to…

Cantankerous Old Man

The kind of asshole that doesn't have a relationship with their car. They have a relationship with attention and what the car represents.

The worst, worst, WORST human beings I ever tend to meet are the Dumb Street Racing Story Guys.

The guy with the beat up Foxbody who says it did 9's last time he was at the track.

Bad Parents.

I'm pretty sure that is an S-Series SL1 to be exact the SL2s and all L Series got body colored door handles.

Not super evil but funny. So my girlfriend wanted to learn how to drive a manual. I had a Miata at the time so I took her to a big empty parking lot and we drove around for a few minutes. Then I said "ok here is the other way to take off"