1. Buy cheap “ran when parked” or “project car” C4 fro Ebay/Craigslist

Late C4s are amazing. Early C4s make babies cry.

I'm absolutely livid my new computer didn't come with a serial port for my joystick
#boycottAmiga

No one likes a know-it-all, even if they do in fact know it all. Don't be a jerk, like the type mcflipper encountered:

The grumpy old men are by far the worst. They think they know more than you, that you're car is shit compare to yours and that they have more right to set up lawn chairs in the shade than you do.

wtf it's red. I was expecting it to be like purple or something. I AM DISAPPOINT! (and those other guys were assholes). Nice ride.

The guy who tells you you have the wrong car. "It's better with the bigger engine." "Why isn't it a two-door?" "Cool, but not in that color." Etc. I bought the car I wanted. Fuck off if you don't like it.

Every time I see idiots on facebook bragging about street racing I always remember the time I wrecked my first serious project car. It was a piece of crap Ford Aspire that I bought for $200. I put another $500 into it upgrading the transmission and adding a single cam Protege engine. The car was so much fun to…

Cantankerous Old Man

The kind of asshole that doesn't have a relationship with their car. They have a relationship with attention and what the car represents.

The worst, worst, WORST human beings I ever tend to meet are the Dumb Street Racing Story Guys.

The guy with the beat up Foxbody who says it did 9's last time he was at the track.

Bad Parents.

I'll back you up on this, Collins. He was vastly outnumbered, and trying to chase down the squids is dangerous as hell considering the speed and other traffic around. Break off, call for backup (car backup!) and have the last laugh later.

Radar Detectors

I'm pretty sure that is an S-Series SL1 to be exact the SL2s and all L Series got body colored door handles.

Where I used to live, parking is at a premium in front of apartments. City code states that one spot is reserved for the each building, everything else is up for grabs. My building had two. During one especially harsh winter, snow had piled up so much that it was dangerous to get out of the car so I took it upon…

Not super evil but funny. So my girlfriend wanted to learn how to drive a manual. I had a Miata at the time so I took her to a big empty parking lot and we drove around for a few minutes. Then I said "ok here is the other way to take off"

But you had to driver her home. Seems like a double-loss to me.

A girl wouldn't "return the favor" so I decided instead of sharing my bed the rest of the night she could sleep at her own damn house. So (since I work in IT) I faked an email from work saying a server went down and I had to fix it. Kicked her out of my house at 6:30 in the morning, drove her home, then went back to…