Kinja is crap. I can't even use the account I made for Lifehacker back in '05.

That first one sounded kinda like my Saturn.

That's actually very funny, I used to work at a Dodge dealership moving cars around all the time. At least twice a day I would bump the ignition fob (not even a key anymore) and I'm kind of curious why it isn't an issue. I'm also a tall guy, 6' 4".

He STILL ran a redlight.

Probably 4-speed with a push button 5th in the centre of the shifter. Those are kinda cool.

For the love of god, just call it HEI.

My mom didn't go crazy until like 16 years into the marriage.

Most of this video she looks like a retard with a rubber mallet.

I used to work at a Dodge dealership, it was very uncommon, but we did have a unmarked Dart state trooper and an unmarked Magnum trooper. Very sneaky.

I was thrown the keys (literally) to my brothers '87 Camry Wagon and told to drive. By myself. I was optimistic, and learned quite well. Didn't kill it, or over rev when taking off, but I forgot to downshift when I turned around and thought something bad was happening so I pressed in the clutch, shifted back to second…

Eh, I was just at a meet at Evergreen Speedway where some girls original 3 badge, just the '3' was stolen off her M3. And her car was parked right behind mine! I felt bad for not seeing anything.

If you really pile on the weld lol

It looks great from the from til about here.

But the Saturn was a good idea. I don't think Chevy/GM ever really came out with a FWD car I liked. Cavalier is an ugly failure K-car.

It's because we do. On all my Saturns, I've always bought a can of Red "Night Shades" tint in a can and sprayed over the amber parts. Cause they're ugly.

Honestly, I would probably do the same thing. Cause I'm a dick lol

It's still the right thing to ask for permission.

If he touched my car I would have beat the hell out of him, no matter what car he's driving. But, seriously following someone to take pictures, who does that? If you see him at a gas station, it's fine to go up to him and ask permission, but slowing down traffic for a damn video?

I totally thought the same thing lol