She's pretty hot, and she moans. ;-)

Looking at the things flying through the air and realizing those are bodies is just horrific. My deepest condolences to the people of Reno.

Exactly! You took the words right out of my mind.

Why not just memorize how far to back in?

I like Full Throttle Blue Demon, it tastes like Blue Apple Juice, if you can believe, or imagine, that. I also like the Super Dry Nitrous Monster. But the regular Monster makes me sick.

Most stations actually can pump without power, they just have no way of charging you unless you pay cash.

I am usually on the computer for a hour or more, then I listen to my MP3 player. After that, if it is around dinner time, I will whip out the propane stove and either make brownies with the stove top oven, or a Ruben Sandwich. It has kind of turned into a ritual for when the power goes out. Usually if we go a few days…

Erm, I'm pretty sure they just covered exactly that in the article.

This kind of reminds me of the test drive for a used car my mom wanted. The dealer said, I'll drive it down the road, and then you can drive it back, the dealer killed it coming out of the lot, rode the clutch for about a block (while practically dumping it off at all the stop signs) and finally killed the clutch…

Bleh, flat soda? If I want flavored syrup, I'll just take flavored syrup.

I used just an exercise ball without the stand before I had an office chair. Much more confortable than a kitchen table chair. And a doctor gave it to my dad a while back, for his back.

That means you aren't drinking the right energy drink. You shouldn't have to chug it down so you don't have to taste it (but it helps). I used to hate coffee, until I realized I was drinking the wrong kind.

Well, seeing as I used to take 4-5 200mg caffeine pills at school, I think a cup or 2 of coffee every once in a while is alright.

I put my old small table top TV stand out in the shed and now use my old 55 gallon Fish tank stand.

Great example? Grocery Store.

I have a mean-in-a-nice-way boss. "Well, we're not going to fire you, oh no. You're just going to have a very long vacation with no pay." With a big fucking grin on her face. Women bosses suck! Especially 3 of them.

Really? I hear Morroco, South Africa, Angola, and Sierra Leone are quite nice this time of year.

I've seen Saturns with 426,000 miles and still running on them with regular maintenence. But those are Manuals, so it's pretty clear.

I'm not switching to a cult. No thanks, I'm not gay so, no to Apple.

But it only has 265,000 miles on it. It's practically brand new.