I park perfect everytime. If I don't, I redo it until it is perfect. And I scratch cars that don't.

I sometimes dream about Group B rally and tons of other types of racing... So vivid, I don't want to wake up. We used to race my old Corolla Wagon up and down Mt. Rainier Nat. Park. Dirt, gravel, rocks, and pavement. There was this straight patch of pavement with bumps on it that we got the thing up past 100 and flew…

I quote The Pirate Bay with minor changes.

@gthing: I agree fully. I get the Xfinity crap. I can let videos buffer forever and I still think I can get better speeds with dial up. I'm thinking of switching to DSL because it is a direct line that isn't shared with everyone down my road. I have even switched routers thinking it was that but it's the same story…

@pentamom: It's so horrible, isn't it? I rarely go out and still feel bad afterward. Maybe it's the 400 pound chunky families that gross me out.

@Allan Wetzel: When you cook it in a pan, the oil and grease builds up and kind of fries it. Different effects than grilling or BBQ-ing.

@kellanpan: lol, He was funny. Especially that time he took care of the babies and went crazy.

@Super Chill English Bro: And a highway with no speed limit and a car that can go that speed.

Wait. Is that a pineapple burger with a fried egg and bacon? That would taste possibly great, but probably make you feel greasy afterward. Plus large chunks of onions are grody.

But what do I do with my phone?

@Division by Zero: They used to have that at my work, until non-smokers contested not getting as many breaks as smokers. The circle of Communism.

My phone isn't fun, it seems like work to use. Why would I want to relax with my phone.

@Col. Mustard: I tend to use cartridges that even blowing in them won't fix.

@jacobestes: Yes, you are right.

I've never been able to find a steering wheel that has good hard feedback, or one with a 6speed and clutch. Depending on the car I'm driving in the game, I would want to be able to switch the shifter on the left or right.

What the fuck has Jalopnik editors been smoking? The RX7 is very reliable. The Apex seals don't fail very often unless the car is poorly taken care of. Watch for Carbon build up, Rev your engine regularly, and put some 2-stroke oil in the gas tank.

@jupiterthunder: I would have just taken it. That's what we do. Plus it was probably just the RRoD or bad hard drive/DVD drive, etc. Something fairly easy to fix.

@jupiterthunder: Also, if it were for Xbox 360, wouldn't they say 'Xbox 360' not just 'Xbox'

@jupiterthunder: Long, long story.

That was actually the first thing I thought of. Virus. Macintoshes definitely aren't immune to viruses.