I'd love to have these printed out.

@Drew Arnold: I do the cart test. If you did a good job of parking, the carts should fit between the cars no problem. If you did a bad job, there is usually a big ding or nice scratch against the car.

@TrampaOnline: Washington. Drive Constantly. I do what Jeremy Clarkson desribes as Drive to drive without a destination.

There is a couple of these I have never heard of. What's a "Pedestrian Impact Law" and since when could we not bring in cars from other countries? I was wondering why we didn't have a Focus RS and R34.

@essper: And a really annoying blow off valve.

Yeah, the Deloreon is cool, and way faster than before, but that engine has so much more potential. Aaron Cake's 13B is putting out in the neighborhood of 500 horses.

My uncle wants to keep his mint 1990 5.0 Mustang GT in the family, but my dad doesn't want me to drive it.

In Washington, we have this service where you call these people with fold up gas scooters and they drive you home in your car, then they go home on their scooter.

Well, I'd rather drunks be driving on the road, wouldn't you?

I once had a 5 year battery last 15 years.

@AD: Yeah, sometimes. It happens.

The first thing I do when I find a phone is look in the battery compartment then turn it in if possible.

@numanair: Clicking?

I love that office. When we got our house, my uncle (the owner before us) painted it hunter green. The whole living room. It was so dark and gloomy. Then he asked why we painted it so bright white.

@branchedout: All cats do is eat until they are stuffed, then throw it all up.

The only way he is allowed to do this is if he puts the Hyundai body on a Subaru Chassis like the Honda guy.

@Turkieshooter: You are speaking to someone who has Megan Fox as an avatar.

@BMRFILE: It looks like a normal truck to me. I can see paying for land and house payments, but who the hell would pay to live in a neighborhood?

@Phil Racicot: I take it you aren't a real car lover. We don't need your kind here.

I would just ignore them. If they kept sending them, I'd buy something big, ugly and useless.