Now, that was a sick burn by a Sherman.

I named my son Rod Johnson so that on police reports and hospital intake forms his name will appear as Johnson, Rod.

Fun fact: Richie Incognito IS a Native American spirit name meaning Invisible Dick.

The ability of people like this to question everything, except whether they should be people like this, is always fascinating.

Worst dad joke ever. Today.

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

but are they elite?

You have to pass it to see what it’s in it, just like pelosi said.

“It says a lot about who runs the NFL that a god damn nylon cover attached to pvc pipe is some type of “new and advanced” player friendly sideline addition.”

Was in my 30's when a one night stand became a pregnancy. At six weeks I underwent an abortion and afterward, asked to see. A teeny, tiny red clot - is all I can described the blob. Having seeing greater red blobs in my life, the image was healing. Having that blob been made to undergo anything but a draining is…

Speaking of tits...

i’m an asian man in florida. i live 5 minutes from the staduim. i wonder, based on that difficult information, how you will judge me. also if you were going by geography, you know south florida always goes democrat right? miami is in south florida by the way.

And how does that translate to actual levels of violence at games?

There were drunk asshole fans way before Trump entered the political landscape. Ever been to a Philly game? Chicago?

I agree that Trump’s a shitheel, but holy mother of God, this level of masturbatory self-importance would make Kanye blush.

Bye Felicia!

I would argue that a lot of the negative stories from the porn world (Being forced to to things that fall outside the scope of your job, being asked to do demeaning things, being threatened for not complying, having injuries or sickness ignored, having safety guidelines not followed properly, being sexually harassed…

does not compute. if these producers are *known* to break agreements, people who continue to work with them *know* their agreements are a joke, and yet they still do it?

The only thing worse than them using the suites would be if they DIDN’T use them. Nothing bugs me more when I’m at a game and I see a super expensive suite that’s basically empty. Meanwhile, I’m crammed in next to a sweaty fat guy (or a mirror, I’m not sure) in tiny seats, surrounded by idiots yelling the most asinine…

So.....you know Trump winning the election means he is gonna be president right?