Four out of five, etc.

In Soviet Russia, John Jimmy wraps you!

Alan Thicke, Growing Pains Star and Actor, Is Dead at 69.

Devin Hester.....you.........are........rediculous!

Doesn’t NYC have the toughest garrote laws in the country?

》》I sit up here in the frozen tundra of Canada and each day say to myself, ‘wow, America is going to be totally fucked’,《《

Or, you are wrong and are only qualified to write blog posts about mildly entertaining thoughts.

Taking trolling to a new level.

Four paragraphs and you said nothing.

Longer commute. More time to read HamNo affordable housing think pieces on The Concourse.

You fucking assholes, now everyone will have to buy African-American ink for their Epson printers.

Unsafe at any speed.

Yeah, Jesus, some of us work. Hah, those are the Republicans!

》》Hey, Colorado voted for Hillary. Don’t leave us here.

I heard that the Russians installed a force field atound Wisconsin that kept Hillary out.

FFS, is the new Stochastic Law that every internet discussion is about race?

This is all meant to distract us from the fact that LeBron goaltended in the finals.

><Pray he gets another shot.<>

Does Bill Clinton own any pizza joints in Bogota?

>>Minor correction: He coaches the Bills FOR NOW. Let’s check back in a few weeks.<<