This is why I think we should vote by dot.

This is important to you but I can’t figure out why.

Buy a shotgun if you don’t already have one, jump in a dumpster with said shotgun and pull the trigger.

I heard DC just got a Red Robin, yummmm.

I didn’t know that. Marlon said to me, “Maria, don’t worry, it’s just a movie,” but during the scene, even though what Marlon was doing wasn’t real, I was crying real tears. I felt humiliated and to be honest, I felt a little raped, both by Marlon and by Bertolucci.

Sounds like a Trump cabinet position.

Penn State really spanked those kids from Wisconsin last night.

Kevin Wilson treats objects like women, man.

If this means I can start Ronald Brown PIT in my survivor fantasy league then I am OK with this.

Four out of five soccers is hooligan.

I blame the unions, they drove the jobs out.

Lebron goaltended.

You never know who you are until you have been in a fight.

Gizmodo had a nice explanation of 50% chance of showers today.

Louisiana, there’s a shooting every McDay and a shooting every McKnight.

Some of these rap songs are suggestin that we grab these womin buy the pussy.

WILSON!!!!!

I thought his cardinal rule was going to be not to date someone with the same name as yours.

You would be shocked at how Mama June looks now.

I need to know, were the Peters big?