The questions would be who called the police and when?

Cool story.

Why do you think abortion is legal and always will be?

>>Uhhhhhh Hillary Clinton lost because secretly her brain is broken, you can tell by the way she drinks water.<<

Trump won the polyamorous demographic.

>>It’s unknown whether the driver was trying to drive into the brawling group, or was mistaken that the car wasn’t in reverse when he gunned it and drove one fighter straight through the front windows of Bad Monkey Bar.<<

Who is Felicia?

Win or lose, after the game, there will be golden showers.

So.......?

#AllFecalMatters

Fuck me? No, no fuck you!

Oh, the vapors, where is the fainting couch?

Put him in Misery as Kathy Bates.

>>I would expect nothing less from the Mets AA team.<<

Blake did try to throw a bottle into the ocean yesterday.

There might be a cabinet position for a man like that.

Make the Packers Sharper again.

I wouldn’t bring such a cake to the workplace.

They need to bring Darren Sharper back.

What do the Fighting Irish have to do with this?