It’s 30,000 square feet, with many entertainment and function areas that are nowhere near the bedrooms. There’s a professionally equipped makeup room/hair salon, a mani/pedi salon, the poolhouse obviously, the home theater, I don’t remember what else. Undoubtedly a library, a gym, and a home office, though I don’t…

Dude is underrated imo. :/

The only thing more offensive than picking your nose with your MIDDLE FINGER like some kind of savage ( I see you Mischa), is Bobby trying to pass off a 34 across as a 34 down! I’m starting to believe those aren’t even the right answers...

The Pulse massacre has launched Anderson into full IDGAF mode.

I think most criminals deserve a second chance, whether they are attractive or not. Rehabilitation can and does happen, despite the prison system being structured against it today. But it won’t happen if they don’t have jobs.

Jesus Christ who said anything about partners, for fucks sake? Can’t a woman just ride the dick for a minute and go?

OK, this has me dying. You’re never too old to be bossed around by Granny.

When I read a tweet beat like tonight’s (more beat than tweet) I remind myself that Kara can only work with the hand she’s dealt.

I have nothing of value of interest to add to the collective dialogue.

Wearing pants and button up shirts. Short hair. Not wearing makeup.

Well to paraphrase Lewis Grizzard, “There’s a big difference between the words, ‘naked’ and ‘nekkid.’ ‘Naked’ means you don’t have a collar on. ‘Nekkid’ means you don’t have a collar on - and you’re up to something.”

I strongly agree with this advice:

“Don’t make excuses. Your friends don’t need them and your enemies won’t believe them.”

This is one of the more amazing misspellings I’ve ever seen.

“hymn and ha?” Is this some regional variant? I always see “hem and haw” for this situation.

Here’s my typical response to friends making plans I can’t afford

That was a lot of suggestions. How about you just say “I’m broke, if you want my hot ass there, can someone just pay for me?”

So do I. I would totally have a bunch of classic cars if money were no object. And learn to do a little basic work on them myself!

I think it is too. But I was hopeful. And I want Fritos. I think it’s been years.

Came in to make this exact post. “Joey with his teenie pizza!”

This was the plot of a moderately funny episode of Friends.