Ah yes, obnoxious teens. You have to work the hardest to maintain your relationship with them when they’re at their worst.

[Insert “Rocco’s Modern Life” joke here]

I know that was the case when I was the child of divorcing parents — I’ve always been grateful to my mom for staying sane and not slinging mud with my father & stepmother. Now I’m a stepmom and I’m watching my husband be absolutely tormented by his ex’s interference with his visitation, and all I can do is reassure…

What’s best for Rocko is being able to keep Spunky, obviously.

No slapping, my lack of financial stability is no one’s fault but my own. And maybe my parents for constantly encouraging my dreams. And loving me...the monsters.

I find that things tend to come around, too. I know a woman who lost custody of all three of her kids to her lying, abusive husband. She had severe PTSD (caused by his abuse) and had a suicide attempt, so she was determined to receive only supervised visitation. She drove the 5+ hours every weekend to see her kids…

I like to think Kourtney and I “live” for Kanye’s tweets in the same way: with a glass of wine and obnoxiously loud cackling.

I have nothing against him but I don’t think that’s it. There’s nothing particularly intellectually challenging about a tit joke.

And now for a Jamie Foxx story because I’m procrastinating. Many years ago I temped briefly on an MTV show about Diddy which required logging hours and hours of tape of him and his friends in the recording studio. At one point Jamie Foxx shows up with his then tween daughter and shows her around, and then leaves her…

If you wait long enough, everything can become ombre. perfect excuse.

“Wow your roots are bad.”
“No, it’s just pre-ombre.”

I’m assuming “Cake” is the name of Jared’s cellmate.

Mine seems into it or wants to be drawn like a French girl.

Sorry mrsfinch. Can't resist a cell phone pun:)

When asked to comment on their characters storyline the Olsen twins said:

I watched Full House when I was a tween (I’m 40 now). My mom hated it, and I just didn’t understand why. About ten years ago, I tried to watch an episode that I found while channel surfing. I immediately called my mom and apologized for ever making her watch that. It might be funny to kids, but the show is awful.

I spent my childhood watching SNL reruns from the 80's and early 90's. The day Phil Hartman died is probably the day my childhood innocence left me.

Rollin’ With the Homies or bust.

Funny Kevin Hart Day isn’t December 21 because that is the shortest day of the year! Ohh middle school burn!!!