Ok, I am belly laughing, for real.

Whoa, this is on the level of some Paul McCartney is dead conspiracy. I love it.

I’m with you. I was born in ‘84, and was under the impression that we (the generation after X) are generation Y. Then it all got changed to millennials, and I’m like ‘uhhhh, I’m not a fuckin millennial. I didn’t grow up with the internet at my fingertips, and my face glued to a screen’. I didn’t even have a friend who…

Wooooo, Richardson here, too! Yay us!

I’m not reaching THAT far forward. Basically, wrist/forearm under ass, hand under vag. The visual I’m getting from your comment puts my entire arm inside the bowl, like I’m trying to reach back thru the front of my legs, and that’s not what happens. Maybe we’re each just not conveying our vision properly? And, yeah,…

I’ve read she’s a suuuuuuper drunk who treats her husband like shit and neglects her children (basically only had all of the above so she can trot them out when needed). Also, the murder of her fiancé while she was in law school...I don’t remember the details, but it’s something she situationally exaggerates the…

The TP spans my hand, though. Any drips while I’m coming from behind will fall on the paper. My question is, how far do you have to spread your legs to get your hand/arm in there, especially all the way? That seems super uncomfortable. Plus, does the back of your hand never graze the lip of the toilet seat? Cause, EW.

I am SO GLAD I chose to wait until I was home to read this article. I’m in tears here!

Lady here. Def go around the side to the back. Going between the legs risks getting dripped on.

OMG. Totally just snort laughed. Thank you. I can go to bed happy now.

Good luck to you! Definitely better late than never, you’ll feel so much better! And, it’s really awesome to have people looking at your face when you’re talking to them.

This internet stranger says re: the boob reduction...DO IT. I have no idea how you’re built, what your circumstances are etc, but I had one at 19, and it was the best decision I’ve ever made for myself. Granted, I’m 5' tall with a fairly small frame, so my insurance covered it. For me, it was medically necessary. I…

How bout you and MrsJujy pick my next bf/husband for me? I would make heart eye emoji at you rn if I were on my phone.

I’m with you. I don’t Instagram, but if I did, I’d be following the most outrageous shit I could find. ENTERTAIN ME.

Yeah, she was back normal before too long. Then, all she had to do was slather on some Carmex, and it looked like she was wearing lipstick! My teenage self was so impressed.

Diiiiiiisshhhh.

I love this comment so much, mostly cause I bought the shirt.

I remember 7th grade when ALL THE CUTEST BOYS had that haircut. *shudder*

My mom got the eyeliner and her lips done. She never regretted the liner. I think she regretted the lips for about two weeks, but only because she looked like she’d been punched in the mouth. Repeatedly.

The look(s) Charlize is giving that photog, though...if they could kill, dude would be a pile of ash. I bet if one of her hands were free, she’d whoop his ass.