things they apparently don’t need: access to healthcare, treatment for std’s, reproductive education, cancer screening, contraceptives, advocates and allies.

The comedian Brian Posehn used to have a bit about being bad at bigotry; e.g., whenever he saw a gay couple he’d yell “Go back to Mexico!” at them.

I was just thinking that. He totally proved Ansari’s point.

Brown’s offensive reference to the wrong ethnic origin goes nicely with Ansari’s joke about people telling him to “go back to...the country you’re from!”. His follow up is that the racists tend to not be geography buffs.

“Chris Brown further proves point.”

Aziz’s bit about G.W. Bush in his opening monologue cracked me up. “What the hell has happened? I’m sitting here wistfully watching old George W. Bush speeches? Just sitting there- ‘What a leader he was!’ 16 years ago I was certain this dude was a dildo, now I’m sitting there like ‘He guided us with his eloquence!’”

This is how the Trump administration will put over the dismantling of American civil society for the next four years: by banking on whipped, boot-licking reporters so committed to the performance of empty impartiality and the maintenance of access

I think the reasons for this are kind of obvious: most Trump supporters don’t live in the DC area and don’t have the money or time to travel to the coast for events like this. Most Trump supporters also don’t generally march at protests, dance in the streets, or otherwise attempt to make themselves visible- one of…

How nice would it have been to have woken up today with an alternative President instead?

They switched to Monster Cables.

Note to self: if ever buying a Mustang, get 2016

Trevor Noah has improved, but Seth Meyers has been doing this longer. I feel like years of weekend update was practice for stuff like this.

I know, right? He’s been doing Jon Stewart level work in dissecting Trump.

He’s become one of my favorite late night people over the past year.

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Always so fucking negative. What about all the economic benefits the games created? Not a single mention, not one.