I'm no paedohile, but I play one on TV's Mighty Morphin Vice Power Squad: Energy Blast; she is definitely being objectified as a baby Latina cowgirl who is shyly coquettish about her new boobs. And it's 'edgy' ... sigh. Imagine if they did an equivalent reel for - shudder - Bieber. Of course, they'd never do it for a…