It’s like the villain in Men In Black. His Edgar suit is degrading rapidly
They may not be able to kill a person, but you can use them to hunt small animals and such.
They can put out an eye. Maybe the most powerful ones can break skin at close range.
Airsoft guns are made to be indistinguishable from the real thing. You cannot tell the difference unless you're close enough to read the side.
That might be effective in a world where cops are trained better than Jimbo and Ned.
I don’t think that 2018 Ben Carson was capable of writing that without falling asleep halfway through and forgetting what he was doing.
Every time I read about some crazy Trump tale, two words come to mind:
A good reporter let’s the target talk shzt and dig in and then goes in for the kill. “Graham says he told you about speaking to me... now, is that not true?”
While the commentary was on point, you really get a star for the use of the phrase “Bumboclaat.”
Rapist Outs Self At Public Gathering For Free Press
Meghan McCain began: “We gather here to mourn the passing of American greatness. The real thing, not cheap rhetoric from men who will never come near the sacrifice he gave so willingly nor the opportunistic appropriation of those who lived lives of comfort and privilege while he suffered and served.”
My brother is 6' 6", and I’ve never seen him in person or in photos doing a reach-around-boob-grope like this, and he has had female friends who are much shorter. Shoulders are the standard, because he isn’t a skeevy, entitled shit.
Is it too soon to book Obama for my funeral?
I personally know a preacherpimp who was dating a woman in his congregation and got her 20yo daughter pregnant. He ended up marrying the mother and said the baby was a “blessing from Gawd” due to the mother being unable to conceive.
Yup. This stuff happens all the time, especially in churches that are built and revolve around a single man (or man and his daddy in this case). My husband and I concluded that he probably acts this way in his own mega-church all the time and no one bats an eye because he’s the ‘Bishop’ and because of who his father…
When are we going to have the conversation about how predatory and perverted preachers are? Son is only apologizing because of the backlash, not because he felt as though he was personally out of line.
I start therapy in November. Until then, WOOHOO! You could at least give me a star. I gave you one.
This is a great comment because 1). I am glad that you/ your family have actually found a phsychiatrist that led you to overlook the obvious (I certainly hope you know what I mean here) and 2). you acknowledged the fact that your OC could’ve been misconstrued easily.