Ah I’m sorry! My political nerd brain took over; I didn’t mean to over explain or be a gigantic asshat. Mea culpa!  

“The purpose of the act – in concert with the Insurrection Act of 1807 – is to limit the powers of the federal government in using federal military personnelto enforce domestic policies within the United States. It was passed as an amendment to an army appropriation bill following the end of Reconstruction, and was…

“No active-duty military personnel could be used because there are prohibitions for using them for work similar to law enforcement.”

“...are invested in a system that requires women to be devalued...”

I just.... wow. Perfectly stated. Bravo. 👏🏽

THIS! The patriarchy, to use an overused term, harms EVERYONE. Strict social rules do nothing but hurt people, even those with the power.

Jabba the POTUS! I’m dying!! 👍🏽 I plan on using this forever now.

“The proof that this is an official Trump tweet comes from the random capitalization. Trump loves to randomly capitalize words; it’s his thing.”

I feel no shame in saying I had to look up ‘slewfoot’ and now it’s my new favorite word. Bless you for that!

Okay let’s not bring logic, reason or common decency into this discussion. /sarcasm

I genuinely laughed so hard reading this that the other people in my house were concerned I was crying. Well played, indeed! 👏🏽

To Cate Blanchett I humbly say:

Schoolhouse Rocks taught me that one. I’m a word nerd!

I’d sell my children and my own soul in less than a heartbeat to witness that!

Hello First Time Caller,

Tucker Carlson is the embodiment of some ridiculous experiment gone awry in which a bow tie becomes sentient but somehow does not attain self awareness.

It’s infuriating to watch. Fuck Biden.

I’ve had panic attacks for 20+ years. The first time I thought I was dying and then, when the symptoms subsided, that I was crazy.

I’ll take Questions To Which I’d Rather Not Know the Answer for $200, Alex,