I swear to Gawd imma buy me a giant dildo and duct tape it to my groin just so I can function in this world.

Also none of this is remotely funny and gallows humor is all I’ve got because I’m pretty sure we are hearing the Four Horsemen suit up right now and I just can’t....

I think you nailed my complicated feelings on the head there.

An excellent question to which I have no answer but I salute you for asking it!

I’m so conflicted here. I’m from Chicago. I’m a white lady. I interpret the Second Amendment very strictly. I fucking LOVE to shoot guns & I am an excellent shot. My SO has multiple weapons. I respect their right to own them & I am deeply conflicted as to how I feel about the presence of those weapons in my home. My…

I live in FL. I worked as a journalist. I’ve interviewed many public officials on a local & state level. We need more Aramis Ayalas in this state and in this country. Wish I could’ve interviewed her instead of Bondi or Rubio....

This is a tiny ray of hope that I desperately needed today! May she make all the monies!!!

I just.... I mean, it’s not surprising and yet it absolutely SHOULD be stunning and here we are, where this kind of fuckery occurs so often that I’m feeling numb. And anytime I feel - rage, sorrow, fury, impotence, engagement, a desire to FIGHT... the numbness comes back. I’m out of ideas.

A) Don’t come for us Irish Catholic woman

So lemme get this straight - defacing a statue is a hate crime & DOJ says no one is to blame for Freddie Gray’s death.

It’s worrisome. The military calls it ThreatCon Fatigue: when you’ve been at high alert for so long that your sense of normal becomes distorted & your ability to perceive danger is depressed because you’ve been at it so long. We all have Trump Fatigue, I fear.

I’ve said it before & I’ll say it again: I was raised Old School Irish Catholic & Bannon is all of my alcoholic uncles rolled into one.

“The worst part of all this is: No one is remotely surprised.”

Brilliantly done.

Watching that’s video induced a full body cringe.

I had an aunt named Irma and let me assure you, she was mean as hell and no one to trifle with. Much like this storm.

I have been SALIVATING over the thought of this article since I saw that picture floating around Twitter and sir, you did not disappoint.

Well played!!!

“My hope is that somehow, someway, Barack Obama can get a fake mustache and a long goatee and run in the 202o election as “Flarack Flobama,” a distant relative of Barack and restore order to this broken nation.”