Donald may never shake another leader’s hand. Word has gotten out that he’s as soft as jelly, and now everyone is gunning for him.

Spurs fans reacted by pointing to a play where Curry’s ass touched Dedmon’s thigh for a second.

Eh, TBH, I’m not that worried. LeBron just didn’t give a shit today.

It was Trump. When he touched the orb he undid the wizard’s spell, robbing Lebron of his powers. The ancient prophecy was true!

Frida and her husband meet a random guy and some scantly clad women and he heads up to party with them and she’s ok with that?

Trump’s biggest gift to our country is the efficiency with which he has laid bare how much of our politics are about eating shit. People that “respect our institutions” and keep voting for rich assholes to represent them have been eating well-seasoned shit their entire lives. Trump took away all your spices.

Breaking News: Mike Milbury is an asshole.

Gotta admire Melo’s commitment to ISO ball. This is next level stuff.

Just as well. Guy thrives in isolation.

(yes, that Ken Starr)

If they had two guns each this wouldn’t have happened. - The NRA

Trump’s already been on the phone with the “Failing NYT” and said that his plan is now to just sit back and wait until healthcare fails and then blame it on the Democrats.

When Trump is incompetent at foreign policy, I’m terrified, but in cases like this, I’m relieved. The result of all this is that the AHCA continues in its flawed but superior to this shit way. If Trump, Pence, and Ryan can do absolutely nothing with regard to domestic policy for the next four years, I’ll be grateful.

It’s pretty staggering. If Trump had actually waited and tried to gain the proper support behind the scenes and, you know, actually practiced good negotiation tactics, it’s possible they could have eked out a victory. Instead, he looks like a complete and utter failure.

So much for “the great negotiator”

This was my reaction, too. If Lavar can yell about anything, at all, besides his sons or himself, he has a guaranteed gig as a screaming head on some awful ESPN show lined up already.

Pardon the Interruption, I had to go vomit after watching this horseshit

Though there’s some fucked up irony in South Carolina getting something because North Carolina did something regressive.

I thought Rolando Blackman is the real question here

If we want to get technical, Gasol is Catalan, not even Spanish.