This kind of shit always leads to a crash.

Not enough stars.

Wow, I know right?! 😟 I don’t even know what to do with myself anymore. Life has become rather boring and pointless now without Real Tractor Farming Simulator. 😢 I had the high score, my friends all thought I was so cool! Now I’m worthless. 😭

Okay, great. And what the hell am I supposed to do with my expensive electric paperweight after I delete Car Parking Challenge and Prado Parking Adventure???

Kids = Ransomware

These are all about piloting a vehicle of some sort or another.

Yes, definitely. Like kids -though you could argue that they’re their own special kind of malware :)

Yea just do it. It took me a while and a change in management before I worked up the courage to just say “I’m underpaid, by a lot. Here’s what other companies pay for my position or similar. You should do something about that.” Then I got a big raise.

Isn’t it though? The thing that defines your sexuality is who you are attracted to/have sex with.

Christ....who the fuck cares? I can honestly and without hesitation say that I have never once looked at a superhero in any movie and wondered who they wanted to fuck.

We don't think police should be a money making enterprise. I don't pay a bill if a criminal robs my house or kills my family. I don't need to have good credit for the fireman to prevent my home from burning to the ground. I really shouldn't need to weigh whether I can afford a life-saving surgery. But here we are. 

I’ve had the most success calling my insurance company, having them confirm that the charges should have been written off, and then having THEM call the biller (with me on the line). They know the lingo and can usually get the office to take off the charges almost immediately, whereas when I’ve tried to call on my…

“Coincidentally, our observations are very close to where the fantasy Marvel comic country of Wakanda is suggested to be located,” said Pilfold.

the elusive black leopard, which is essentially a regular leopard who has melanism—a gene mutation described as the opposite of albinism that causes an overproduction of melanin and gives them much more rhythm than other leopards.

Even with the option available to use iMessage, in Mexico we prefer to use Whatsapp, because is the app used by everyone and we do not have to remember who is using what.

Latte.

A car. You could buy a nice car. But probably not be able to pay rent.

It’s against my religion to be from New Jersey.

You could rent an AirBnB room in San Francisco for about two years for $79k...