Hey Hawkeye, what do you know about Iowa sports?

The Americans hold a 47-3-6 record against Canada, and have not lost to them since March 2001 in the Algarve Cup.

Well...I guess CrossFit is better than ISIL, but don’t make me say it twice.

Indeed. With all the shit you can taunt Hope Solo with (and there’s plenty) they picked the one thing that actually reflects poorly on them.

In fairness, have you seen that tiny rhombus of a field that NYCFC plays on at Yankee Stadium?

“Probably just a faulty GPS.” - Michael Scott

I figured Sports Illustrated would bust us first.

Counterpoint: PKs is fine.

Let's be real, that's not a wonder goal, that's just terrible goal keeping.

This kind of sensationalist nonsense isn’t why I come to Deadspin.