This is somehow even worse than Billy’s soccer articles.

Wow! Weirdest way! Fielding error compounded by a throwing error. Surely this has never happened before.

Can someone please edit a MacGruber onto the end of that clip?

It honestly looks more chewing gum than smelling salts.

Meanwhile, at a Mexican/Central American Soccer match.

It’s been [0] days since we shat on American Soccer.

Did anyone else purposely tank their rankings in SOCOM 2? “Accidentally” team killing with backblast and planting mines in front of teammates? Just because the butterstick rooms were more fun.

Those loose Nike ankle socks.

Those loose Nike ankle socks.

WTF! No Fester’s Quest?!?

Coming to Deadspin this fall “Cal Student Section Shamelessly Steals Iceland Clap”

You know that they didn’t invent it and that it’s been done here at MLS and USMNT games for a while. You can find videos of it on youtube from as early as 2012.

That trophy is as evasive to Messi as Messi is to taxes.

Oh, those poor English fans. Let’s completely ignore that they were acting like complete shitheads before the Russians, the French locals, and the French police decided to beat the shit out of them.

Your name, birthday, address, past medical history, medications, and maybe a contact person. Everything else is way overthinking it

Y’all have been tripping over each other to try to land that first Grayson joke.

Does Daredevil know about this?

Future and Young Thug are awful, and comparing either to Outkast is embarrassing.

You’ve never seen anyone hit a half court shot?

Should have just knocked it in instead of going for the bicycle kick.