Pray tell how you auction a letter sent to someone else without getting proof it was given to the person auctioning it? Isn’t provenance covered in Auctioning 101?

I hear they got a significant shot of diversity in about 1945. Now...if I could only remember what would cause such a phenomenon in 1945...

Gang, let’s play “Spot the Nazi”.

What pisses me off most about President Dipshit inserting himself in this story is that per his proposed healthcare reform, the children suffering like that here at home would be left to die while their parents are saddled with a copious amount of medical debt.

So either he’s so virulently sexist that no one wants him around, or he’s vaguely incompetent and not worth his low-level sexism.

So, the man I was dating before I came to the Caribbean seems to have dropped off the face of the earth, which...fucking sucks. On the bright side, I fucking love my office, the weather is incredible, I get to travel to other islands for my internship, and the rum is SO CHEAP. And tampons are $5 US for a box!

Being a liar, generally, isn’t legal proof of lying, specifically.

I know, I don’t like to comment on the fashion choices of women but that’s so inappropriate in that setting.

I usually get mad when people insult my intelligence like this, but honestly? I’m just impressed. The sheer shamelessness of saying she’s staying out of politics as she and her husband are both working in the White House is just. I mean. It’s incredible balls, isn’t it.

“This is bigger than Bill Cosby. You know, this issue can affect any young person, especially athletes of today. And they need to know what they’re facing when they are hanging out and partying, when they are doing certain things that they shouldn’t be doing. And it also affects, you know, married men.”

Yeah, it ain’t a courtroom out there, Bill. No presumption of legal innocence.

It’s all about the lining.

“Local muffin spot” Someone save this bitch, she’s clearly trapped in 2006 when we all still ate carbs.

I really miss XOvain and millihelen. I love watching YouTube videos on all things make up and beauty. However this blog post did not excite me and in any which way. Just a random posting of opinions on new and old products with no rhyme or reason. No particular angle nor were there any really good pictures of the…

But iced tea tastes great with vodka on a hot ass day when you want to relax.*

Conversely, a thermos full of wine can do the trick...

I think it’s appropriate. Both Kim K and Ariana Grande darken their skin to look more like a POC for the perceived social benefits. This is akin to white minstrels who wanted to indulge in the culture of blacks with a wink and nod that they were not actually black. Or, quite simply, “Rather to reign in hell than serve…

But that Trump quote actually made me think “huh, Kim Kardashian normally gives more cohesive statements than that.” That’s where we are. Our president sounds stupider than Kim Kardashian.

“hypothetical natural state”

I predict the next interview will feature a girls’ spa day with Marie Le Pen. Or maybe a steak dinner with Brock Turner?