When I was growing up, I knew at minimum a dozen Christians who actually lived by some of the most famous words of Jesus:”That which you do to the least of my brothers, you also do unto me.” Where did all those people go?

I’m half Greek. STORY CHECKS OUT.

A friend of my dad decided to get a Greek wife, he complained about the women in the US being too “artificial”, so he got himself a Greek bride. A Greek bride who was a LAWYER, a move my dad said was “The dumbest thing he’s done of a lot of dumb things!”. She soon was pregnant, but at the same time, she was going to…

There’s such a power differential, there’s intense grooming, just so many things that abusers do and it totally grosses me out. The adult knows what he/she is doing. I think the most disturbing case that still haunts me is the Mary Kay Letourneau one, because she managed to get pregnant by her victim, married him and…

Jenner has a habit of abandoning children and moving on without regret or remorse.

It’s like the reverse of the Bill Cosby downfall. A woman tell us this, but no one wants to believe it, and then another woman says it again, and no one wants to believe it. How many ladies are going to have to say that David Spade has a big dick before we accept that even though we dislike him, he has a big dick?

Be a rich celebrity.

Aunties are so very important! We’re actively trying to cultivate cool, strong, smart adults into our kiddo’s life because there are just some things, big, important things you can’t fully discuss with your parents. When my daughter faces those things someday, I want her to have wise, mature adults who really know…

Becoming a parent turned me from a wonderful, doting aunt into a horrible, neglectful aunt.

No wonder none of her stepkids want anything to do with her. It’s not about being trans, it’s about being such a petty little person that she’d use her memoir to smear a dead man while simultaneously making it all about how jealous said dead man supposedly was of Bruce Jenner.

I think the overall theme is “pointlessly”.

I agree with you wholeheartedly on the swearing. If a woman doesn’t say “fuck” by the second time I’ve met her, she’s not One of Us.

I’m right there with you. I try to befriend other slacker, boozy moms who curse too much. I also work and they have events at 3fucking30 all the time.

Ugh, those fucking pyramid schemes make me wanna punch someone in the throat. If I have to hear one more thing about essential oils I’m gonna lose my shit.

I mean, you can just *not fucking deal with it*. I enjoy a good trainwreck advice column as much as anyone, and I get that if you don’t have friends it can be hard to make them as a parent (or, any time). However, if you’ve got people pre-parenting, you don’t need to knock yourself out looking for approval.

I KNOW, RIGHT??? Watching several of his public events, I’ve actually felt the hair on the back of my neck tingle, all “Oh, there’s grandma (and to a lesser extent Grandpa)”. In my family, it’s one of my aunts who is The One Who Can Handle Them So Is Considered Totally Off the Hook for All Other Responsibilities and…

OMG, I hope this is a SNL Jon Lovitz Liar Guy reference and Morgan Fairchild isn’t really married to him.

Really! So all my baby knowledge is like that episode of King of the Hill?! From the 70s and totally out of date. (My parents were told: Babies MUST sleep on their stomachs so they won’t choke, the cereal in the formula thing, baby seats—what the fuck are those...) We won’t get into the smoking, because I remember my…

To quote my kid’s pediatrician - babies are designed to survive first time parents.

Ohhhh Tomi. Now you’re learning what all of us former “cool girls” learned: you are not, and will never be, exempt from misogyny.