Lo-Rod. Somebody had to say it.

I agree 100%. They are the male/female versions of each other.

The are the ying and the yang of each other.

Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez make all the sense. I’m shocked it took them this long to get together.

This is an attractive pairing. They will be pleasant to watch.

Yeah, lots of praise here but I don’t really love the joke. With all the shit going on, I’ve lost some of my capacity for humor. My local school systems are closed bc lots of low paid teachers risked their jobs and livelihoods to take a stand. Just doesn’t seem like a fun., jocular issue any more.

Too many misters, not enough sisters gets me every time.

Jesus. Always hit a 16 (hard OR soft) against the dealer’s 10. Blackjack 101.

She is Larry David’s daughter

Emma Stone just said she had the card that showed she won best actress the whole time and cast major shade on WB

“Moonlight: Best Picture,” spat Horowitz.

Brie Larson looked so happy she doesn’t have to hand any more awards to him.

Yeah, I agree. It seemed like he was trying to make it right as quickly and clearly as possible.

“Moonlight: Best Picture,” spat Horowitz.

Fuck everyone who voted for Casey Affleck too

Marisa Tomei probably feels vindicated right now. This proves that if the wrong name is announced by mistake, they will correct it swiftly and everyone will look embarrassed.

I’m sure Beatty is thrilled that they fucked up and made him appear even more senile.

Get this guy on the case, he knows what teens are saying and doing:

They’re blocking Facebook face recognition, so they won’t get autotagged in photos for their parents to find.

Shout-out to Peter Alexander for calling out baby hands claim about winning the biggest electoral college since Reagan.