Oof that Rob and Chyna situation is bad all around. I saw the leaked messages and to me I didn’t read that she was using him and planned to be out after a year, it looked like she was having a hard time and saying if nothing changed she would have to leave, and a year was the time she was willing to wait.

Tiffany Trump = Meg Griffin

Meanwhile Tiffany Trump is still out in the cold.

On the bright side: This means Putin isn’t getting daily briefings, either.

She is tied with Ann Coulter for cunt of the century.

MY CREEPY UNCLE IS SOME SORT OF PASTOR AT THIS CHURCH AND ... well ... The Barndemonium episode - that barn was my grandma’s barn, which she signed over (with her house next to it) to my weird and nauseating Christian cult aunt and uncle. The barn was going to be like a missionary commune, it was never going to be a…

Wait, what? Kellyanne Conway’s brother’s company is Blackwater???? I had no idea.

Carol Brady is survived by 5 loved children and Jan.

Dream Renee Kardashian

What is most annoying to me is what the rich have other do for them. I, as a lowly plebe, have to engage in self hatred, so dismissing the hate is simply impossible. The rich have other people hate on them so they can be free to love themselves.

My opinion of Aniston has greatly increased upon learning, just now, that her husband is BFF with Amy Sedaris.

He’s old enough to have repeatedly lied about having fought in the Korean War, and seeing extensive combat and being wounded in action.

Yes, but how is babby formed?

Is it me, or is it awfully rich of her to gripe about women passing their phone numbers to her husband when she was fucking him during his marriage to Marla Maples? Sorry, honey, but if you are the side-piece-turned-wife, you don’t get to complain that your husband is doing to you what he did to someone else.

I played sports in high school, and we did not talk that way about women in the locker room.

She may be Slovenian, but apparently she lives in Stockholm.

She’s suggesting that her husband can’t stand up to peer pressure from Billy Bush. That might be more damning than the misogyny.

Yeah what? Is he boasting about being posh? I think it’s a humble brag and I don’t like it.

And now, your Friday feels: