Michelle Obama is my age. I haven’t been able to do this since I was in college, 30 years ago.

I’m laughing at how shameless it is. White people sure do love stealing from Black people, huh?

Between this and the Trump/Pence logo, I am now convinced that there is a maybe not-so-small group of Republican operatives secretly trying to bring down Trump from the inside.

Oh but the struggle is real! Why over the 4th of July weekend we were on the summer yacht and the new crew mixed up and had all matching Ralph Lauren towels on the sun deck (quel horreur!). Well Brecklin, McKenna, MacKynzee, and MaTaylour just couldn’t remember who was sitting where and it was such a scene that we had…

She could try to sell that as a feature. The towel charm functions as a branding iron which, on the day some skank tries to make off with your towel, you can display with a flourish to the crowds that gather to watch your ensuing confrontation and PROVE that you belong with that towel. They’ll all nod and and mutter…

Huh. Add some turquoise and this becomes a great line extension opportunity for Emerald Duv.

A Towel of Karen's Own.

Trump’s ONE consistent position has been his anti-free-trade stance. Pence is firmly pro-TPP. Trump has been selling his ability to “protect” gays and how much gays love him. Pence signed the most sweeping anti-gay law in the country and then couldn’t figure out how to “fix it” (and within the space of 1 day said the…

Madonna should get deported to Michigan. She's a bumbitch. Fuck her status with the white queens. She's said some very racially problematic (and at times outright racist) things in the past. She never owns her shit and thinks African children are fashion pieces.

Lindsay’s such a self-serving liar! She threw ice from her drink at my back at Le Deux once, completely unprovoked. When I turned around to see who was pelting ice at my back, I was surprised and a bit horrified to see her sniveling at me, surrounded by a coterie of douchebags. I’ve never spoken to her, but if there…

My mom finally saw that video on the news and lost it when that woman’s daughter was trying to console her handcuffed mother in the back of a police car.

I’m tired of people, especially celebrities with a huge platform, complaining that people were outraged about a gorilla being shot and killed, and drawing a comparison to the epidemic of black men and women being killed by police officers.

CONFESSION: I am 20 weeks pregnant and still haven’t told my grandmother (whom I love dearly) or the majority of my closest friends (who do not live in my city). I am truly, genuinely excited about this baby, but something about calling people up to say that I’m pregnant just feels weird to me.

No, Yoko, acceptance can’t be forced, but we are damn well going to start enforcing equality

Jesus H. This could’ve easily just read, “hey bad, meet worse.”

Hahaha. Once I got her out of my life it was awesome. I’m well, just... can’t have her around. I’m just saying that drug users are not reliable narrators. :-/

God I hate you so much Reg Tidswell you typical Gawker radical muslim apologist.

Huh. I have two soaps and three shampoos, at minimum, just for me.

The sense of smell is the most fundamental of the senses, connected to the most primitive part of the brain.