I believe that celebrity bodies have a lot to do with genetics. But I also think that it has to do with access to things that us mere mortals do not have access too. I do not have the time to see a personal trainer 5+ times a week when I am training for a movie or a photo shoot. I also don't have the option to…

They might be delicious otherwise, but the batch I had once was just terrible. It was like chewing really salty styrofoam.

They sort of already start out from a genetically blessed standpoint. I don't mean the ones famous for talent, I mean the ones who are on magazine covers, like Blake Lively. What does she have other than genetic luck and connections? Certainly not acting talent.

I wish I could sleep only 4 hours a day. I would get so much shit done!

I get the underlying theme of your comment. I do.

I guess you can make a chip out of anything but once you get all of the water out of a cucumber, all that's left is 6 atoms of carbon and maybe some seeds.

And laser treatments and VelaShape and spa treatments to minimize cellulite. That's what I always have to remind myself of when I see pics of fellow curvy women like Kim K.

"I'm a little embarrassed . . . because I said all that stuff about my wife."

"All bodies are good bodies. Good job having a body, buddy!"

But even without delving into the our culture's greater obsession with asceticism

I don't get the Kale hate. Kale is fucking delicious and it's high in Vitamin K.

Damn you! Virtually the same joke, in by a nose. Don't you have some salmon to harass or something?

What is with all the kale chip hate I see around here?

Bullshit, I have the Zach Galifianakis look DOWN.

THANK YOU. This "it was too cold!" narrative is unbelievably stupid. It's the year 2014 - women have the ability to plan their families now (unless Republicans have their way, of course). It makes way more sense to see the baby boom as the result of rational actors in a turnaround economy. But I guess it's way…

We're also just getting confident about actually being out of the Great Recession. I'm sure plenty of people deliberately put off having kids while incomes were uncertain and foreclosures were looming, and are now feeling secure enough to grow their families.

My husband and I figure he just spends so much time with his grandfather that he's turned into a tiny old man. He's just the best.

No. I love parenthetical asides. They make me who I am as a person.

I don't think much of Kanye, but that is such a nice picture!

I'm gonna miss Stephen when he goes.